Update on my gay stripper roommate!

So he apparently got drunk and crashed his car into something. The left side of the front bumper is a twisted crunch of metal, glass and plastic. It looks like the car's guts are hanging out and nobody has done anything to bind them in. The right rear tire is completely slashed and busted (don't know how that happened) and there is a sticker on the car advising the owner that the car has been found by the police and will be towed to the impound. The license number has been taken, it adds. The rumor is that after he crashed the car he abandoned it, and later he had it towed back to our parking lot, where it sits today. He then got a rental car, which means we have too many cars in the lot which means Chris parked me in.

By chance my roommate Chris ran into our old roommate, Trusty M, while running. Thus the "ran" into her, haha. She invited him in for lemonade or something and he told her about Gay-Stripper Roommate. She was in shock. That was her current roommate's old roommate! Furthermore, he was in her class at medical school! We learned some new things about him:

--Apparently not all gay. (Maybe bi, maybe not gay at all, just at the club)
--"Overnites" with like three different chicks a week (never the same chick)
--Stays out til 5 in the morning every night (we already kind of knew that)
--Everyone in medical school talks about him all the time and says, "THAT guy is going to be DOCTOR????"

In other news, this guy "Greg" wants to move into my room and sleep there on Tuesday night. However, I don't get the keys to my new apartment until Tuesday night. So I have to move out all my stuff Tuesday night... while Greg is moving his in?? This wouldn't be so bad if tonight I could perhaps move all my stuff downstairs so that the room would be empty and I could clean it out tomorrow. However, I don't know if that is wise given that my other roommate is apparently a kleptomaniac. What do I do???? I guess I could call my new landlord and ask for the keys earlier, but my roommate and I already arranged to have Wednesday off to move and I can't have Tuesday too!

I guess I'll put all my worthless stuff downstairs and keep everything I'd rather she didn't steal in my room or in the trunk of my car.

Ouh, le complications of life.

Maybe you should move to Texas.
» Dilated on 2007-08-13 05:32:57

Or you could just visit me, which is a much more appealing (and temporary) option.

You know what? I'm giving up on mailing that thing to you. I'll just give it to you when I see you. Then you can send it back proper, and I'll do the same.

I think that works.

In other news: medical students should not surprise you. A lot of them are clinically crazy fucks. How else do you explain the desire to one day pull 36-hour shifts and get paid next to nothing for it?

Says the Ph.D.-hopeful who once spent 36 hours in a 48-hour period in lab.
» ranor on 2007-08-13 11:30:54

Hrm... It's a shame that you can't fit all your worldly possessions into a backpack. Then you could just leave it in a cubby for the day and walk around the streets of Providence! Touring and enjoying the sights and smells until you are finally allowed to move in to you new hostel- room, that is ^_^.

Well I pray it does work out. I wouldn't want you to be tossed out like some vagabond. Tell us how it turns out.
» jinyu on 2007-08-14 12:45:19

Oh craziness. I wouldn't really be surprised about Gay roomie.

Watch out, the person moving in might start to complain.
» ikimashokie on 2007-08-14 08:12:19

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